It's a Bad Habit

People, I know that puppies are so cute and cuddly. I know you just want to hold them and hug them and play with them while they're little, but you know you're going to have to leave them at some point. Some of you crate train. Some of you paper train. You all have your ways of raising a puppy. But I'm here to warn you: Do not let your puppy gamble. My puppy was so cute. I thought I was a good owner - leaving the paper on the floor of the kitchen for him to go on. It turns out, I was leaving the sports section out for him. He would read up on the odds and soon he realized that the kitchen phone was within his reach. It started out as a football game here and there until the little guy discovered horse racing. Then things got out of control. Puppies just don't have much money. He had a bad streak and the next thing I know, his bookie had broken both of his front paws. Learn from my story! Don't let your puppy gamble!